family christmas
'They are well entertained with what they already have.'
How many have you had so far?
Stress and mince pies.
'If the right way to care for yourself is to cancel Christmas, then do so.'
We're just pudding it out there.
Oh good, more socks.
'If you’re struggling, you’re in good company.'
Merry f**king Christmas.
Better sleep with your eyes open.