funniest tweets from parents
"Today is school picture day so my kids wore their favourite toothpaste on their shirts."
"I’m just a mum, standing in the shower, praying her toddler doesn’t find her."
"Let’s join our hands together and pray for my husband who very tragically compared me to my mother."
"I just had to run my daughter a second bath because the first, and I quote, had a hair in it."
"Your toddler is sooooo cute! - People not cleaning up after him."
"My kids are the reason I breathe; they’re also the reason I swear, cry, yell, and eat waaay more carbs than I probably should."
"One good thing about having kids is when you screw up dinner, now you have more people to tell you."
"Sometimes I like to live dangerously by putting ketchup on my kid’s dinner plate without asking where they would like it first."
"You don’t know what stress is until you watch your 2 year old try to spread cream cheese on a bagel."
"The parenting books don’t tell you you’re going to go broke buying reusable water bottles for your kid to lose."