funny
"My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some cold hard truths about myself."
"Having a random hobby as an adult is actually hilarious. You’ll be having a day delivered directly from hell but then gotta suck it up to get to tap class by 6:30pm."
"She turned around and said 'what the f**k are you doing?'"
"Who gets a 14 year old (Corona branded) beer cozies, honestly?"
"I never want to be a nurse because of kids like me."
Another very normal trend on the clock app.
Well, they're certainly inventive.
To be fair, 'biscuit' does sound a lot like 'big shit'...
But mostly everyone loves him.
"There was a pregnant worker at her nursery and one of the kids asked how the baby got in her tummy and my daughter said ‘my daddy put it in there’."