Glastonbury
The rockers headlined the first official night of the event.
Instead he'll be 'focussing on the issues' at hand.
'It can't be true, can it, really? It is.'
'Make sure you’ve got your wellies.'
Two-minute silence already held by those who managed to make it to Worthy Farm.
Warning: may contain grumpy middle aged people getting a bit moany.
Suddenly, missing out on a ticket doesn't seem so bad...
It'll be worth the wait though.
Wellies are definitely going to be a necessity.
About Glastonbury
Glastonbury is one of the longest running musical festivals in the UK, with revelers descending on Michael Eavis' Worthy Farm in Pilton, Somerset, nearly every year since 1970. Many of music's biggest names have played the festival over the years, including David Bowie, Beyonce, The Rolling Stones, Oasis, Blur, Amy Winehouse, The Killers, Coldplay, Arctic Monkeys and Kanye West. 2016 saw Adele headline the famous Pyramid Stage for the first time, alongside Coldplay and Muse. Radiohead, Ed Sheeran and Foo Fighters have been confirmed as 2017's headliners, topping the bill on the Pyramid Stage. Other performers include Katy Perry, Stormzy, The XX and Lorde. The festival will take a break in 2018, and return in 2019 at a new location in the Midlands, where it will be called the Variety Bazaar. Glastonbury will then resume as normal in 2020.