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"I couldn’t be more excited than if I was a maggot about to crawl into Matt Hancock’s ear.”
JK Rowling was quick to respond to Graham's remarks, despite him not having mentioned her by name.
“It must be very hard to be a man of a certain age who’s been able to say whatever he likes for years, and now suddenly there’s some accountability.”
"It was written on the back of the card the whole time."
"I could see my pee trickling down and over the edge into the stalls."
Eurovision is headed to the UK for the first time in 25 years, after organisers decided it could not take place in Ukraine.
"They did nothing wrong... But foolish of them to not think that people would be annoyed.”
"Am I suddenly the f**king moral arbiter of the world who says who can be on TV or can’t? No."
