Hillary Clinton
'Come on, America. Focus.'
Yuuge differences.
'Love must trump hate.'
He thinks he can prove that Islamic State supports Clinton.
'You know what a nasty woman is good at? Voting.'
Another spellbinding response from the author.
Trump calls Clinton a 'nasty woman' - but says he respects women
'When will you start protecting us?'
'A man with a marmalade face.'
Here are the financial costs for Trump and Clinton so far.