hpw tweets
"The best part of starting a new job is all 4 of your grandparents are alive again."
"'[sic]' is such a petty piece of grammar"
“'So do you have any hobbies' yeah lately i’ve been really into worrying"
"The fitness trainer asked me, 'What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?' I said, 'Diddly.'"
