hpw tweets
"'[sic]' is such a petty piece of grammar"
“'So do you have any hobbies' yeah lately i’ve been really into worrying"
"The fitness trainer asked me, 'What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?' I said, 'Diddly.'"
"Going over to my best friend's house for dinner and asked if I could bring anything and she said 'yeah dinner.'"