Italy
The British PM mainly just gripped her hands tightly in response.
So long, fettuccine Alfredo, garlic bread and Italian dressing. "I wish I could use a hand gesture to show how wrong it is!”
There's been a "boom" in visitors from Spain, Italy and Greece, one UK business leader has said.
It's all part of a LGBTQ+ crackdown from the Italian PM.
It's more active than the famous Vesuvius, and may have been responsible for wiping out the Neanderthals.
The boastful billionaire media mogul was Italy’s longest-serving premier despite scandals over his sex-fuelled parties and allegations of corruption.
Investigators were on the case when the Grand Canal became fluorescent green overnight.
As ever, there's good and bad bits.
Chancellor Olaf Scholz's aide has dismissed the former PM's allegations as "utter nonsense".
"This parody account is not funny anymore."