James Jordan
She'd only been in the house a few hours!
He's still not happy about the most recent result.
The nation's most famous household has opened its doors once again.
There are some big names here (And, admittedly, some not so big ones)...
'I am a wind-up merchant, and if people bite, I love it.'
We're surprised he hasn't nominated himself.
How will we cope without his cutting commentary? Just fine, we reckon.
Some of these rumoured contestants might look awfully familiar...
It's not the first time he has joked about an act of violence towards the campmates.
