Jeremy Corbyn

'Yep, Barry Shitpeas is why Labour polling is so atrocious.'
Labour leader burnishes anti-'establishment' credentials in New Year message.
'She cannot hide behind...the divine rights of the power of kings on this one.'
Corbyn’s spokesman insisted the Opposition leader is 'grounded in reality'.
'The only other candidate is my left bollock with a smiley face painted on it.'