Jessie J
Only Channing Tatum joining the conga around Elliot Wright's restaurant could make it better.
We officially enter silly season as a woman marries her dog on This Morning, Jessie J does not want to talk about Channing Tatum in interviews, Eamon Holmes calls Ruth Langsford a racehorse and how much money do Love Island contestants make when they leave the villa?
Even after presenter Ben Shephard went round the houses to ask the question.
Jessie refers to him simply as "Dave" in her Instagram posts.
The two are rumoured to have been dating since October.
'It's not about the money, money, money...'
The rapper wants to return to the show next year... but only on one condition.