Joe Lycett
The new presenter will be a familiar face to fans of the Sewing Bee.
He staged the stunt to draw attention to an environmental issue close to his heart.
"The world – or at least the world of chilled yoghurt drinks – has been changed for the better."
All was not as it seemed, it turns out.
The Great British Sewing Bee host made an early exit from the Channel 4 daytime show.
"This sitting room is raucous with filthy giggles. Even the cat's laughing."
"Wayne Lineker is a parody, right?"
The comedian made headlines last month when he officially changed his name to that of the late German fashion designer.
And we thank them for it.