John Torode
"The thought of anyone who has appeared on our show not having a brilliant experience is awful to hear, and I have found the recent press reports truly upsetting."
John previously made headlines when he claimed he and his MasterChef colleague had "never been friends".
Absolute state of it.
Including camera calamities, abrupt endings and a sexy Hollywood reunion.
Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield frantically alerted him to the flames after a tea towel caught fire.
"Tell the bloke at ITV if he wants to double our money – we’re gone."
“Every now and again I bring it up when I’m feeling irritable.”
All this over some 'crispy' skin...