Katie Price
'I do have a bumhole.'
'He's still in nappies?!' 😳
'Leave our relationship alone.'
And she certainly sounds excited to be back.
'Your brother is nuts.'
'Good for you, letting them make a mess.'
Zayn and Perrie's split isn't the only one to have inspired a song...
'It’s opened up some wounds. It’s been awful.'
'You think your child smacking [an animal] on the head is cute?'