Life
Thou shall not give them your Netflix login.
All the puppies.
'To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.'
'The Thong Song, but only after the key change.'
Three cheers for gender equality 🍾
'Just nodding like an awkward potato.'
A soggy bottom is the least of your worries.
So many cups of tea.
'Yeah, but don't you get two Christmases?'
