Life
'I got in trouble for something I said in my wife's dream.'
The struggle is real.
Don't fall in love with them.
At least we used a condom. Or did we?
Somebody buy us a wheel of cheese?
It's not even cold people.
"You have to follow your dreams, don't give up."
'I just cry like a baby.'
Pumpkin-spiced lattes on tap.
And why you need to buy some.