Lily Allen
"It was a clumsy thing to say."
'My dad turned me having sex with this guy I hardly knew into a joke between him and his mates.'
She got "quite a cross text" from her old man about it.
'Someone call 999 I've been robbed.'
It was one of the most famous showbiz spats ever.
She has previously spoken of her experiences with sexual harassment.
'I’m not proud, but I’m not ashamed.'
'I am so happy you’re alive. Thank God.'
This is the product of someone who clearly ran out of f***s to give a long time ago, and it's all the better for it.
'It's inescapable because it's 15-year contracts.'