London Bridge Attack 2017
London Mayor's spokesperson: 'He is busy'.
'No there aren't, you pillock.'
"Just trying to do something good for once."
Londoners are made of strong stuff.
'They seemed to hesitate when they saw we were slightly organised.'
'Compulsory team-building exercises.'
'It's London Bridge...he's paid £5.50 for that pint.'
'London Bridge will never fall down.'
'Shame on you - people died tonight.'
The Khans offered up their taxi service to people stranded at London Bridge.