Manchester City
The prime minister will fly around the world in the same jet used by the Premier League champions.
Someone has been living for the post-Treble sesh.
“I turn around and Rúben Dias’ dad runs straight into me, headbutts me… I’ve got stitches in my top lip, I’ve got two black eyes.”
A bit like one CR7 shirt when a move to City was mooted.
League said it will consider “the most appropriate steps to reshape the project”.
Supporters unfurl banners that read “Created by the poor, stolen by the rich” and "Say no to Super League".
'I never thought I'd see the day'.
They may not all be genuine but who doesn't love a new kit.