Nadhim Zahawi
Twitter suggests bats, David Attenborough and Conservative councils could also form part of the imagined alliance.
The chancellor has jetted to New York and Washington for talks on how to deal with the cost of living crisis.
Many still remember the chancellor used taxpayers’ cash to heat his horse stables.
Ministers disappeared the morning when Ofgem confirmed its huge energy price cap hike.
Deathly silence hangs over a once confident Conservative Party that vowed to "level up" the country.
The prime minister surprised many by doing his job and turning up at a summit of energy bosses - but achieved nothing.
Boris Johnson channels Jim Callaghan as the UK faces economic meltdown.
Kwasi Kwarteng: "I'm the business secretary, I’m here in your studio, I'm in a suit, I’m not on holiday."
The pair have been accused of being "missing in action" as Bank of England predicts year-long recession and soaring inflation.
Mordaunt is already pipped to be one of the final contenders for the top job in No.10.