New Zealand
'So you chased the dog around for three hours and then decided it was a hassle so you killed it?'
'I am the River and the River is me.'
That's the Bank Holiday sorted.
It's 94 per cent underwater.
About 335 of the whales have died.
It is the worst whale beaching in New Zealand for 30 years.
Before you ask - they don't do student discount.
Singularity is imminent.
See you later, 2016.