'Under what Godless sun is frog-mouthed Nigel Farage being considered?'
'Poor old Ken. He’s a lovely bloke but he’s completely out of date'.
Ballot takes place in Sleaford and North Hykeham - not 'Hykenham' - on Thursday.
'Priority: INVENT TIME MACHINE'.
He's off to the US again to ask Trump to 'forgive' UK criticism.