Nigella Lawson
Landlord Nigel Smith said: "The whole thing was a ruse to try and get Nigella Lawson along."
Nigella Lawson says she's never heard of them – so we asked the experts.
... and almost set a blender on fire.
'Steady on the with salt #Nigella. The roads need gritting tonight!'
Seriously, he can't get enough of them.
'Things can’t look like they come from a factory.'
'A salad??? Really???'
It's the insight we've all been waiting for...
'Horsey-maned rich girls and pompous ‘real food’ guys.'