Oliver Dowden
MPs laughed, applauded and shouted "more" after her demolition of the deputy prime minister.
But Jeremy Hunt admitted the government had prepared for the wrong kind of outbreak.
Even the deputy PM couldn't keep a straight face after his SNP gaffe.
The money will help the former prime minister defend himself against claims he misled parliament.
The cabinet minister repeated the debunked claim that giving public sector workers what they want would cost the government £28 billion.
George Eustice also said the government had endured a particularly difficult six months.
"We cannot carry on with business as usual. Somebody must take responsibility."
"Hugely valuable as a souvenir of partygate," read the note on the champagne bottle.
Tory chairman Oliver Dowden claimed Starmer was standing down candidates "in swathes of the country" where Lib Dem support is strong.
The former culture secretary claimed western democracies were under threat from so-called cancel culture.