Orlando Bloom
The singer's X-rated oversharing begged for a snappy retort from her longtime partner.
"I didn’t want to do the movie. I didn’t want to play this character.”
"You always bring the light," the Pirates Of The Caribbean actor wrote.
"Her pool is not a pool that I necessarily understand, and I think my pool is not a pool that she necessarily understands."
"Love comes in many family iterations," the singer said as she presented the model with an award.
“He leaves it everywhere. On my side of the bed, and in the car and on the kitchen table.”
The model's comments echo those of Gwyneth Paltrow, who has made similar remarks about Chris Martin.
The British actor showed off his impressive... backstroke.
Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are "just down the road" from the Duke and Duchess of Sussex in California.
Brain octane oil with your morning cup of coffee, anyone?