Paul Hollywood
Bring on the mince pies.
The couple had split previously after the 'Bake Off' star had an affair with his US co-star.
'I became the most hated man in the country.'
'No kisses goodbye from now on - handshakes or waves only!'
Some viewers have branded the result a fix.
'Welcome to The Great British Fake Bake Off'
And she's already issued a perfect response.
From penis-shaped offerings to the overuse of the PHH.
Geddit? *Proved*?? Oh, never mind...