Pets
"when i say i got that dog in me i mean im insecure confused and really scared right now"
"it's really unfair that my dog and me can't sit down and share a cup of joe"
"Cancel my plans my cat just sat on me"
"my pug has 4 beds and takes medicine for his seasonal allergies just like his wolf ancestors"
"'You let your cat in your bed' I’d let my cat borrow my car."
“No matter how much my wife likes her Christmas gifts from me she will like the gift our dog ‘bought her’ more.”
No. 9: Your pet cat is an absolute killer who'd nosh on 2,084 species if you let it.
“People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says ‘must be picked up, won’t walk’.”
Let's be honest: Being in a relationship with a pet lover is a bit of a sacrifice if you have allergies or generally don't like cats or dogs.
"For more than a year, people had told us that we would know when it 'was time' by the look in our dog’s eyes."