prank
Donald Trump's personal attorney said he thought he was being interviewed about coronavirus.
Did the bristles not give it away?
"Don't eat melons. Eat all the grapes you want, the grapes are ****s."
"It's World War III."
12 hours with a padlock through his ear gauge - that's gotta hurt!
"ANIMAL FACT: Flamingos are monogamous. Except Philip, that cheating b*stard."
It's so simple, but so funny.