prue leith
"Who would've thought he'd win Star Baker with a vagina biscuit?"
No-one needs blue cheese in their icing.
It saw them tasked with looking after an open fire.
Don't mix up salt and sugar, for starters.
Well, it wouldn't be the first time the winner had been prematurely announced...
They addressed last year's whoopsie in the opening moments of the new series.
And don't even get them started on the fact the series didn't kick off with Cake Week.