queen
Not everyone wants one.
You've no idea how long it takes ink to dry on calf skin.
'Coalition of chaos' accusation rebounds on the PM.
'Freddie was actually quite shy.'
'For what reason will this ever stop?'
The 87-year-old is on bail.
Just call her Dame. Dame Commander.
He turns 96 in June.
Here's the likelihood of theories flying across social media.
A huge media presence has already assembled.