Queen's Speech
Labour MP makes a joke almost every year.
The programme covers the next two years.
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There's a lot to get through.
You've no idea how long it takes ink to dry on calf skin.
"It's a bit like an elaborate ventriloquism act whereby the Queen just opens and closes her mouth and all this Tory sh*t falls out."
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About Queen's Speech
The Queen's Speech, written by the government, starts the parliamentary year. After the election, the speech is used to set out the government's agenda, what their priorities are, and what laws they hope to pass. The Queen's Speech is full of strange traditions, such as the Black Rod striking the door three times before it is opened.