'My dad made a song about penises and vaginas and sang it at any opportunity.'
The poor animals don’t stand a chance 🙈
'I got one of the groom getting some action from one of the bride’s sisters.'
'Don’t look them up on social media.'
'Longest I ever waited was six years.'
One word: outrageous.
'Just because you can’t see it, or because I’m fine sometimes, doesn’t mean it isn’t real.'
Some were as young as eight years old.
'My wife expects me to kill all the bugs.'