Sandwich
If your bread is burned and your cheese is still unmelted, you need this guide.
The supermarket's Wensleydale and spiced fruit chutney offering was divisive, for sure.
A hungry thief broke into a sandwich shop to make himself a midnight snack. The incident took place at a Subway in Washington DC at around 1.49am on 2 August. CCTV footage shows the man falling over the shop counter before preparing himself some food.
He is reported to have eaten a contaminated sandwich in Derby.
And today's misplaced outrage centres on...