swearing
If you swear when you're in pain, we have good news for you.
This rule works for us, for now. And to those who don’t agree, well, we have a few choice words for you.
"If this phrase is ever heard, or uttered, in my house – it’s met with a deathly, shocked silence."
"The stitches post birth were genuinely worse than the birth itself."
The difficult thing about trying not to swear is that children do a lot of things that might cause you to swear.
Three years ago I had a ‘big’ birthday with an ‘0’ at the end. And I still can’t bring myself to say the word
'Our house hold might be a sweary one, but it's a bloody kind one.'
It's a little NSFW.