Tattoos
One in six known pregnancies end in miscarriage.
Good job dad.
'My world was turned upside down forever.'
Now you see it, now you don't.
Anyone fancy a tattoo?
It's not looking good for infinity symbols.
This guy's jokes are on point.
'This is no doubt unpleasant to many people.'
'Nothing brings me more joy than boosting a kid's confidence with a tattoo.'
Historians are 'dumbfounded' by the find.