The Apprentice
'I feel truly saddened about what has happened as there was so much to live for.'
'Jessica is politely asking for some privacy at this devastating time.'
'If May thinks she’s made a deal with him, she is sorely mistaken'.
Warning: This is not a parody.
Let's hope he knows about this one.
They met on the business-based reality show last year.
He's already playing tennis.
It's not always the champion who makes the biggest impact.
A £250,000 investment was up for grabs.