The Good Life
"Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately."
"All you need for your kids to fall asleep at a reasonable hour is wake them up before sunrise and go to an amusement park in the blistering heat for 9 hours."
"No parenting books or conversations ever prepared me for what to do when I hear "I was bored so I woke the baby up."
Boredom is hard to come by in the digital age. Experts explain why it matters and how to make it happen.
"What wine pairs best with finding out my in-laws are staying two days longer than planned."
"My teen hasn’t finished cleaning her room but she did prepare a PowerPoint for why she needs her own Instagram account."
"Sorry can't, setting up a decoy thermostat so my in-laws don't mess with the real one during their visit."
Yes, I know how babies are made.
"I’m not spending thousands of dollars on vacation when I can get bullied by my wife and kids in the comfort of my own home."
"When my 4yo woke up, she said 'I'm so excited for my party today,' and I have no idea what she's talking about."