The Queen
But we would say that, wouldn't we?
'My jaw hit the floor.'
'They are an inspiration to those who know them.'
Her Majesty continues to recover from a heavy cold.
'I think we can all agree that 2016 has been a big pile of shit.'
Behind the scenes there was 'irritation'.
The couple had both been suffering 'heavy colds'.
The monarch traditionally spends the festive period with her family at her Norfolk estate.
Quicker honour than Obama had
'To help cement the special relationship.'