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Asos has bought Topshop, Topman and Miss Selfridge – but hasn't agreed to buy any of their stores.
It will take on 300 staff as part of the deal with the Arcadia group, which employed 13,000 staff when it entered administration.
It could signal the end of an era for high street brands including Topshop, Topman and Dorothy Perkins.
'So it managed to get through god knows how many people before it was printed.'
That brow, though.
Will you brave the crush?