Toys
Better start saving.
'I really thought we were starting to get past this sh*t.'
Don't. Touch. The. Mop.
The toy is safe for babies if cared for correctly.
Your weekend activity = sorted.
'I'm not sure if this is genius or awful.'
It just keeps getting worse.
'We are patiently awaiting the eggs arrival, expecting in January.'
This will cheer up frustrated shoppers.