Trains
'The Tory hypocrisy on this issue is astounding.'
New Year, same old Southern.
Good luck getting home for Christmas...
Unions deny 'Trotskyist conspiracy to bring down the Government'
Network Rail would no longer control tracks on some lines.
From 'hell hounds' to screaming voices, these stations have them all.
That's a lot of empty green benches.
'My pleasure. But next time, tip 😉'
Some people are taking the joke far too seriously, though.
'UP NEXT: Barry Chuckle explains European fiscal policy.'