What a wild, wild time to be alive.
"the cat i’m watching rn screams whenever i get too close to her and also whenever i get too far away and i am suddenly feeling a lot of empathy for my ex boyfriends"
Musk literally challenged Zuckerberg to a "dick measuring contest" after the blockbuster launch of Threads, Meta's Twitter rival.
Darius Jackson faced backlash for suggesting that the actor chose to "showcase booty cheeks to please others" at an Usher concert.
And the meme game is already strong.
Almost 900 cases involving former Twitter employees are affected, according to a proposed class action lawsuit.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Biden's "Investing In America" tour features opening acts like VP Harris and Janet Yellen.
A Sydney-based project management company claims Twitter owes over $700,000 for work in four non-US office locations.
"The extreme amount of stress I feel when crawling into my sleeping child’s room to leave tooth fairy money proves I could never make it as a spy."