Including comparisons to Cruella De Vil and winners of the Euromillions jackpot.
"I told my kids to go to bed so naturally they are performing a musical."
"Before I realised I have ADHD i just thought it was normal get absolutely nothing done the entire day for no good reason and then complete 90% of my tasks from 4:51pm to 4:58pm."
Twitter has been left divided but there's apparently a correct answer.
"This isn't how you build worker solidarity"
After all, the Match of the Day host is not the one who decides national asylum policy.
"Is this graphic boasting about the UK’s modern slavery system? Like we have the best slaves?"
The far-right House member got an earful of grief for her Jewish holiday wish.
Links and images were not working as the social media giant has faced a surge in instability since Elon Musk cut staff.
"What doesn’t kill you makes you kind of nervous for the rest of your life."