"I'm being actually quite serious here," the former White House economic adviser said.
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"My kids’ superpower is using 24 different cups in a day to drink 3 cups of water."
Everyone was up in arms about the council's bin collection timetables on Wednesday night.
"My wife just threw away bubble wrap without popping it. Just like that. I'm married to a psychopath."
People on Twitter hilariously dragged Mark Zuckerberg's new “metaverse” offering – a virtual reality remote work app.
"Some kids collect Pokémon cards. My kid collects lint. Dryer lint. On the bright side, it's very affordable."
"The cashier was flirting with my husband and I'm upset cuz I thought she was gonna give us free chips or something."
The 18-year-old Swedish climate activist shared her thoughts on the dire Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change report.
"I have ‘Olympic Fever’, but half the country denies it even exists."