"This election anxiety feels like waiting for scheduled surgery."
Drag Race UK star Crystal Will See You Now has turned a Twitter spat into a fundraiser for Colours Youth Network. When a social media argument escalated into a defamation case, there was a groundswell of support for Crystal’s legal fees and the performer used it as an opportunity to raise money for a charity that helps young LGBT+ people of colour.
"YES, it's the 900,076,652 episode of My Little Pony. NO, don't you dare turn off."
Twitter users have been sharing their own hilarious takes on her extravagant birthday celebrations.
"Every day is Prime Day when you’re married to my wife."
Tesco apologises to Cardiff shopper for Twitter mixup, after aisle cordoned off due to a break-in.
One year ago, the former vice president tweeted concerns that the US was not prepared to handle a global pandemic.
"Me: *is allergic to cats* Also me: *rubs face with cat* *boops cat nose* *sleeps right next to cat*"
Ben Bradley, MP for Mansfield, said free school meal vouchers for kids in his own constituency "effectively" went to a crack den and brothel.
"My 10-year-old caught me hiding sweets, so I did what any good parent would do: I paid him off."