"Made the grievous mistake of laughing at my 5yo’s joke so now I must hear that joke repeatedly until I die."
Verified Twitter accounts were temporarily unable to tweet after big names were swept up in a wave of apparent hacking.
"Listening to my [9-year-old] talk is exactly like watching an episode of drunk history."
Tucker Carlson's top writer has been accused of posting 'horrendous and deeply offensive racist, sexist and homophobic comments' online.
It's a term that's been knocking around for a few years. But where does it come from – and why are people talking about it now?
"Welcome to marriage. Here's the new way you fold towels."
"Good luck robbing my house. My home security system is Lego on the floor."
The president repeated the claim as the US reeled from record spikes in new daily cases of Covid-19.
"My son calls Toys R Us 'Toys Or Else.'"
The US president's all-caps declaration on Twitter brought out his critics.