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The president, who is not a doctor, recommended a potentially dangerous drug combo to his 74 million Twitter followers. "What do we have to lose?" he asked.
The death toll in Italy from Covid-19 has risen to more than any other county at this point, while the county remains in lockdown. California residents are being advised to do the same by their governor. Concerns rise in India, with nearly two hundred confirmed cases and at least four recorded deaths. Twitter has vowed to try its best to quash fake news on their platform about coronavirus, the Bank Of England has cut interest rates for a second time and NASA is preparing to send three astronauts into space for six months.
"Does My Husband Still Like Me? A Coronavirus Memoir."
Because we could all use a laugh right now.
"Sure, childbirth is painful, but have you ever had your spouse talk about their day at work in excruciating detail?"
People were deeply moved by the impromptu rendition by residents in Siena.
As Covid-19 fears weigh on parents, many are turning to Twitter for a reprieve.
"I love it when the plans are mutually cancelled without verbal communication."
"I met Les Dennis at a chip shop. I asked him to pass me the salt, he'd slyly unscrewed the top and ruined my fish and chip supper."
"Someone on Tinder just unmatched me mid-conversation because I said I liked ketchup so yes it's going great."