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But Sadiq Khan says you're petitioning the wrong people.
'They trapped us so badly.'
The Mayor of London has also faced a barrage of fury over the decision.
'Does this mean I'll actually have to try the [whispers] night tube?'
'We intend to immediately challenge this in the courts.'
Everyone remain calm.
'Normal people can't afford taxis. I shudder at the things I've done to get home at 3am.'
'Number of issues which have potential public safety and security implications.'
The controversial cab app firm has confirmed the move.