UK Big Brother
Michelle and Stuart may have kept it under the table, but not everyone was so coy.
At least it fits in with the theme, we suppose.
But we should expect "great power" comes with "great responsibility".
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with ‘BB’... 👁
We were promised a mixed bag and that's exactly what we've got.
But could he be joined by another of her famous exes?
Election fever is even sweeping the 'Big Brother' house.
'He’s told pals he will leave any reality telly work to his ex-bandmates.'
It's like 'X Factor' and 'Strictly' all over again.