uk christmas
Deck the halls with bells and vulvas 🎶
This elf isn't just up to mischief.
Merry, merry times.
Act fast, they're selling like hotcakes!
The best mince pies are a bargain.
'Why would someone pay another person to do the most fun bit?'
But 'you can’t call them ugly'.
Laugh in the face of chocolate calendars with these bad boys.
It’s CHRIIIIISSSTMAAAAAS (well, not quite yet).